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Confusion reigns as England team insists it hasn’t already retired from international football

Posted 3 weeks, 1 day ago at 7:52 PM.

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London’s glittering West End downgraded to sparkly

Posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago at 10:49 PM.

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Energy companies appeal for calm as lucky pant washing overwhelms national grid

Posted 1 month ago at 1:33 PM.

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Cake tin sales soar as geek proves they get better reception than new Iphone

Posted 1 month ago at 9:55 PM.

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Millions complain as ITV fails to interrupt England game with ad breaks

Posted 1 month, 1 week ago at 11:20 AM.

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Milibands to join forces; will be known as Dedward

Posted 2 months, 1 week ago at 11:27 AM.

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Cameron and Clegg regret mention of Jedward; coalition leaders now known as Dick

Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago at 5:18 PM.

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Germany asks Britain for its Elgin Marbles back

Posted 2 months, 4 weeks ago at 12:40 PM.

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Government denies being out of touch after banning hashtags

Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago at 11:02 AM.

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Glass ceiling abolished as HSE insist on toughened UPVC replacements

Posted 4 months, 2 weeks ago at 1:12 PM.

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