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Panic amongst farming community after first confirmed pig case of Man Flu
There was widespread fear today after it was confirmed the virulent strain of Man Flu FU2 has crossed the species line into pigs.
The outbreak has been pinpointed to a small farm in Norfolk owned by Sean Moxley. Mr Moxley’s suspicions were raised when one of his litter refused to leave his messy sty despite the delicious aroma of fresh pigswill wafting in. “He could barely lift a trotter”, disclosed Mr Moxley, “and I instantly recognised what he was sick with. I even wheeled out the telly to give him a bit of Babe TV but he just turned his snout up at it”.
The pig in question was quickly put into isolation, but fears are growing that it may be too late to prevent the disease spreading, especially as there is currently no effective vaccine.
A Government Health Official confirmed that this could be the start of an international pandemic, although Mr Moxley was more optimistic, adding that he hoped to have his litter cured by the weekend.